“The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.”
“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
“(Hockey) It's a slippery game played on ice.”
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
“Pizza! Hockey! Destroy!"-Cal”