“The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.”
“It's a great day for hockey.”
“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
“(Hockey) It's a slippery game played on ice.”
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
“Pizza! Hockey! Destroy!"-Cal”