“You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.”

“Gay diversity is like the Village People. You can all wear different stupid outfits as long as you sing the same stupid song.”

“To be regularly gay was to do every day the gay thing that they did every day. To be regularly gay was to end every day at the same time after they had been regularly gay. They were regularly gay. They were gay every day. They ended every day in the same way, at the same time, and they had been every day regularly gay.”

“You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.”

“Nothing said Clothes to Wear When You Want to Impress a Guy You Initially Shot Down, But Now You Realise You Like Him and Want to Get Him Back. Where was the outfit for that?”

“I’m the man who said goodbye to you earlier, then realized he couldn’t let you go. The same man who wants to make love to you all over again. Every single day of my life.”