“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.”
“Old age is not that bad when you consider the alternative.”
“It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative.”
“Why were you so old when we met? I answered with the truth: Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.”
“I prefer old age to the alternative.”
“Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.”