“There's no requirement that jobs be meaningful. If there was, half the country would be unemployed.”
“What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.”
“Worship leader George Beverly Shea kidded Billy Graham that the latter would be unemployed in Heaven -- while Shea would still have a job leading worship.”
“I don't know where to look for jobs, so I think I'll check out the unemployment office. They maybe hiring.”
“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than half would reply, “More than half.” True, but would they also know Georgia is a state, a country, and a painter?”
“We half to make our lives meaningful in spite of what we don't know.”