“I am now convinced that theoretical physics is actual philosophy.”

“I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience”

“The people who actually make the advances in theoretical physics don't think in these categories that the philosophers and the historians of science subsequently invent for them”

“I'm convinced that Theoretical Physicist is just another way of saying BS Artist.”

“I recently forced myself to read a book on quantum physics, just to try and learn something new. I was confused by the middle of the first sentence and it all went downhill from there. The only thing I can remember learning is that a parallel universe can theoretically be contained on the head of a needle. I don't really know what that means, but I am now more careful handling needles.”

“I was young once, you know. Truth be told, I still am. Now, if I can convince my mirror.”