“If funkytown was a trailerpark, this guy would be a double-wide.”
“You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully."And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double.”
“Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.”
“My sister said she was tired of the blood diet and wants to go home. I guess you'll have to trade your double-wide coffin in for a sleeker single”
“In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the clouds from the splinters of what used to be their living room, it was over. ”
“If chocolate could sing, it would sound like the Double Bass.”