“Oh no. Hell no. I'm not asking Ma for one of her bras. That's just...wrong."... "Your woman. You do it."..." You go. We'll pay for your therapy later.”

“Is that why you do good deeds, Richie? To shorten your time in Purgatory?' 'Oh, honey,' he said, brushing lint from an orange sleeve. 'I'm going to hell. That's where the action is.”

“Will you teach me how to paint?”“Just paint.”“I’m not any good.”“Do it for therapy. You can go to art school later.”

“If you just realized what I just realized,Then we'll be perfect for each otherAnd we'll never find anotherJust realized what I just realizedWe'll never have to wonder ifWe missed out on each other now.Take time to realizeOh-oh I'm on your sideDidn't I, didn't I tell you.Take time to realizeOh-oh I'm on your sideOh oh oh oh oh oh...But I can't spell it out for you,No its never gonna be that simpleNo I can't spell it out for you.”

“Who is your favorite character in the series? Or...if that's too hard, why do you like each one and who drives you crazy?Puck: Well, she likes me best, of course. I'm the handsome, charming one. Ash: Yes, that's why she gave you your own book. Oh, wait. Puck: No one asked you, ice-boy.”

“Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?”