“If I had a nickel for every time I'd wished I possessed the power to alter another person's mind, I'd be knee deep in nickels.”
“If I only had a nickel; I'd spend it on a dime.”
“If I had a nickel for every dime I lost I’d be twice as broke.”
“If I had a nickel for every time I almost died, I would have been driving to school in a Ferrari and flying off to Bora-Bora on the weekends.”
“If I had a nickel for every time I heard the words 'I don't want to ruin our friendship ' I wouldn't be driving a car with an ominously flashing 'check engine' light.”
“If I see a homeless person begging for change, I might give them money, if they’ve got change for a nickel.”