“I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone because it'll ruin my image.”
“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”
“I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.”
“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.”
“My life has been like all the lives, long and hard and full of sadness and confusion and horror, a frightening, difficult dream punctuated by brief moments of joy. And as is the case with all people's lives, the moments of joy are never often enough and never long enough.”