“I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism.”

“I just inhaled kimchi ramen. Nose on fire. Next chapter may be obscured by tears.”

“Every choice has a consequence, every consequence another choice. Little agonies waiting to be embraced. Only the moment before the choice really weighs anything. Very heavy moments, exploding into nothing.”

“Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.”

“I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview”

“I'm sorry."About what?"He shrugged, made uncomfortable by the question."I'm not sure. It's a Canadian thing.”

“Ask me. I'm a cow expert.”