“I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism.”
“I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview”
“I'm sorry."About what?"He shrugged, made uncomfortable by the question."I'm not sure. It's a Canadian thing.”
“Ask me. I'm a cow expert.”
“Yes, I'm always hungry after a fatal injury.--Jordan”
“Absolutely not. I'm an expert in procrastination, but the last thing I want you to think is that I'm incompetent, too. Because I'm actually pretty good at what I do.”