“I am so awesome you just can't stand it”
“I mean, you really can't imagine how awesome coffee tastes, or how awesome it is to hear music, to hear idiots talking... I mean, it hurts. Everything hurts. But everything in the world is so awesome that sometimes I just can't stand it.”
“In my mind, I am this awesome, adventurous bad ass. But in reality, I am just a bookworm that really likes wine.”
“If you think you are awesome, you are wrong because I am!”
“Being a dick is when you're so self-centered, you think your ideas are pretty much the only worthy ones, and you secretly believe other people are inferior to you. [...] You'd rather believe other people just can't handle how awesome you are. And you're right. All that awesomeness sucks, actually.”
“I'm so in love with you I can't stand up.”