“i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle”

“You have a lot to answer for, love. I can't decide if I want to take you to my bed and bust that perfect ass of yours or rip off your clothing and take you here and now against the wall.”

“I hated motorcycles. I said to my mother, 'I'll never get a motorcycle.' And she said, 'You never know what you'll want when you are older.'After that, the thing that scared me was not so much the motorcycle itself, but that I could turn into a person who would want one. I was scared of the idea that I could become an entirely different person, a stranger to myself.”

“People with motorcycles always assume that everyone without one wants a ride. I didn't want to offend him, so I said sure.”

“So many wish for magic so many beg for fame, but if you could manifest anything you want life would be a boring game.”

“And I flunked anger management the moment I put the counselor through a stone wall. You might want to keep that in mind.[Thorn]”