“people like to see will smith reacting to aliens”

“i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry”

“being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses”

“Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.”

“Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.”

“i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good”

“For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.”