“Shocking! Did she really do that?" "Would I lie?" "You lie faster than a whore offered a bag of gold,”

“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.”

“It has been said that nothing dispels a lie faster than the truth; nothing exposes the counterfeit faster than the genuine.”

“Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.”

“The girl was grateful to the young man for every bit of flattery; she wanted to linger for a moment in its warmth and so she said, 'You're very good at lying.''Do I look like a liar?''You look like you enjoy lying to women,' said the girl, and into her words there crept unawares a touch of the old anxiety, because she really did believe that her young man enjoyed lying to women.”

“I was a little shocked at the elaborateness of the lie.”