“He's got a pointy bald head, and too much flesh hanging around his neck. The resulting combination gives him an unlikely yet striking resemblance to an uncircumcised penis. I secretly call him Rumpelforeskin.”

Megan McCafferty

Megan McCafferty - “He's got a pointy bald head, and too...” 1

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