“I am fluent in snark.Bethany only notices snark when snark grabs her off the sidewalk, throws her in the back of a sketchy van with tinted windows, drives to the middle of the Meadow-lands in the dead of night, and uses a heavy blunt instrumentto smack her repeatedly about the head as it screams, “I’M SNARK. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? I’M SNARKY SNARKY SNARK!” And even then she’s like, “Ohhhh? Snark? Is that you?”
Megan McCafferty
Fourth Comings
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“For the snark was a boojum, you see.”
Lewis Carroll
The Hunting of the Snark
“Everybody better stay out of my way because I’m steamrollering my way through this town, powered on snark.”
Sean Kennedy
Tigerland
“A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.”
Shannon Hale
“Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.”
Diana Rowland
Touch of the Demon
“Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say.”
Amy Lane
Living Promises