“Paranoia had crept into that part of my brain usually reserved for reason.”

“Given her deafness, the auditory part of the brain, deprived of its usual input, had started to generate a spontaneous activity of its own, and this took the form of musical hallucinations, mostly musical memories from her earlier life. The brain needed to stay incessantly active, and if it was not getting its usual stimulation..., it would create its own stimulation in the form of hallucinations.”

“I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.”

“I tried to think of a good reason as to why I had a sex book down my pants, but my brain refused to work.”

“This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens”

“Paranoia seems more reasonable when you've got twelve stitches in your side.”