“The prison keeper choose an inopportune time to look around the doorway into the cell. He and the king locked gazes, and the king's eyes narrowed while the prison keeper's widened.”
“Men are prisoners of their genitalia and women are the keepers of the keys to paradise.”
“And thus did an Assistant Pig-Keeper become High King of Prydain.”
“Her view of men was one-dimensional, but not inaccurate: men were prisoners of their genitalia and women were the keepers of the keys to paradise.”
“Ah, children, pity level-crossing keepers, pity lock-keepers – pity lighthouse-keepers – pity all the keepers of this world (pity even school teachers), caught between their conscience and the bleak horizon…”
“Naked in solitary prison cell he looks down at a hard-on.”