“A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!”
“Slotted spoons don't hold much soup...”
“A spoonful of hope and a cup of despair”
“When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us.”
“There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.”
“A spoon does not know the taste of soup, as a learned fool does not know the taste of wisdom.”