“Consistency is a contraceptive; it prevents the birth of new things!”
“She asked me what type of contraceptive I use.Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.”
“True realism consists in revealing the surprising things which habit keeps covered and prevents us from seeing.”
“True originality consists not in a new manner, but in a new vision.”
“Medicaid only allowed you three choices offrames...ugly, uglier, and fuckin rape prevention birth control!”
“Laughter is the best form of contraception.”