“Eating together happily can best be crowned by the vegetarian foods.”
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
“But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just shit.”
“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”
“When she passed on the ham the explanation was she was a vegetarian. Kat had asked why she was eating eggs, then, if she didn't eat meat. Smiling, she replied, "I don't kill animals for food, but I am pro-choice.”
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”