“Romeo and Juliet, say they didn’t die but Juliet got pissed and took off. Everyone would know it was Romeo and Juliet, would always be Romeo and Juliet, even if later Romeo hooked up with Nancy. No one ever heard of Nancy, doesn’t even sound right, Romeo and Nancy. Everyone knows Romeo’s meant to be with Juliet. Even if Romeo loved Nancy, Nancy would always know she was never Juliet”
“The best kiss in nature is not between Romeo and Juliet, but it is between a dying autumn leaf and a shiny water drop!”
“Romeo and Juliet, the dyslexic version. ”
“Forget Romeo and Juliet. This was much closer to The Taming of the Shrew.”
“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”