“Stairs elevate you; ethics elevates you; goodness elevates you; awareness elevates you; wisdom elevates you.”

“Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.”

“That fucking better not be you in the goddamn elevator, Adam. Maintenance just called and said some asshole stopped the elevator and guess what? They started out on my floor. Are you fucking the client in the goddamn elevator five minutes after I told you not to fuck the fucking client?”

“There's no elevator to be success, take a stairs.”

“John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...”

“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”