“How did a child of ten find out about a three and a half hundred years old children's show?!”

“There are no bad ideas. Only bad executions.”

“You know what, Michael? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship of loathing.”

“I really, really need some help and advice. I'm scared... I'm scared of my own home, of my own daughter!”

“Yeah, I went to school three hundred and a half years ago y’know.”

“I'm a fifty-three-year-old writer who can remember being a ten-year-old writer and who expects someday to be an eighty-year-old writer.”

“If your plan is for one year plant rice. If your plan is for ten years plant trees. If your plan is for one hundred years educate children. ”