“There are no bad ideas. Only bad executions.”

“How did a child of ten find out about a three and a half hundred years old children's show?!”

“You know what, Michael? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship of loathing.”

“I really, really need some help and advice. I'm scared... I'm scared of my own home, of my own daughter!”

“The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.”

“Well that's too bad, because this is an assassination.""No, this is an execution.""The difference would be...?""Assassination is murder. Execution is justice.”

“I think of myself as a bad writer with big ideas, but I'd rather be that than a big writer with bad ideas.”