“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.”
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”
“One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth. And it hurts when you look at him. And it hurts when you don’t. And it feels like someone’s cut you open with a jagged piece of glass.”
“When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased. ”
“Comedy = tragedy + time.”