“In point of fact, most witches probably know more about liquor and how to properly drink it than many ancient and knowledgeable bartenders.”

“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”

“Be kind and generous to your fellows, but hard and relentless with yourself.”

“Life is not a fairground, but a school. -- Franz Bardon”

“Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.”

“Cassie fumbled helplessly beneath the shade of the ancient oak, still searching for her second shoe.The first had been easy to find, having landed close to where she had kicked it off; and when her hand had finally encountered it, she clutched it to her breast in a gesture of smug triumph. For one brief moment, she felt a twinge of sympathy for the sighted people who would never experience such sweet victory from a task as simple as finding a shoe.”

“All he thinks while he studies pearlescent pigeons is this: I wish I knew how… I wish I knew… I ain’t ever gonna, but I wish I knew how it felt – (-to be free).”