“Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.”

“I have a shocking memory - I remember everything.”

“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”

“Maria loved the way she and Liz could just sit in the same room together, each doing their own thing, sometimes talking, sometimes not. You had to be really good friends with someone before it felt this comfortable to basically ignore them for long stretches of time.”

“In point of fact, most witches probably know more about liquor and how to properly drink it than many ancient and knowledgeable bartenders.”

“From the air Anguilla looked narrow, flat, and scrubby, but that was only part of the picture.”

“Things change, but sometimes our perception of them stays the same.”