“just cus your cat had kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits”

“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”

“Maria loved the way she and Liz could just sit in the same room together, each doing their own thing, sometimes talking, sometimes not. You had to be really good friends with someone before it felt this comfortable to basically ignore them for long stretches of time.”

“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”

“Cassie fumbled helplessly beneath the shade of the ancient oak, still searching for her second shoe.The first had been easy to find, having landed close to where she had kicked it off; and when her hand had finally encountered it, she clutched it to her breast in a gesture of smug triumph. For one brief moment, she felt a twinge of sympathy for the sighted people who would never experience such sweet victory from a task as simple as finding a shoe.”

“Submission doesn't mean weakness; it means exploring your wants and desires and being strong enough to give control of yourself to someone else.”

“It’s all just a lot to take in, okay? What if your mom came up to you and said, ‘Oh, Cameron, by the way, your father is an elf from Santa’s workshop and I’m an alien from outer space, so that makes you—”“Something really messed up,” he cut in.”