“Normal life is a gift.”

“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”

“Meat is like pornography: before it was someone's fun, it was someone's life.”

“Now is the time to Start a Normal Christian Life!”

“Submission doesn't mean weakness; it means exploring your wants and desires and being strong enough to give control of yourself to someone else.”

“From the air Anguilla looked narrow, flat, and scrubby, but that was only part of the picture.”

“Forget all the rules. Forget about being published. Write for yourself and celebrate writing.”