“It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't.”
“I didn't know why I was going to cry, but I knew that if anybody spoke to me or looked at me too closely the tears would fly out of my eyes and the sobs would fly out of the throat and I'd cry for a week.”
“You have to laugh at yourself, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.”
“I didn't cry when they buried my father - I wouldn't let myself. I didn't cry when they buried my sister. On Thursday night, with my family asleep upstairs, my eyes filled as Agassi and Marcos Baghdatis played out the fifth set of their moving second-round match.”
“If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.”
“You have to laugh at yourself sometimes, cause you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.”