“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.”
“The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.”
“I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.”
“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".”
“Being nice to that woman is like feeding a baby shark so it can grow big enough to eat you.”
“But as soon as the thought enters my mind, another one swims in and eats the first one like a shark. Fuck that, it burps.”