“Never my favorite part of the night, the bride and groom smearing cake on each other's face.I'm with Frankie; it can't be an auspicious start.”
“Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.”
“Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.”
“Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.”
“Marriage to the groom does not means that his heart belongs to the bride.”
“The bride will keep her name and, after considerable negotiation, the groom will, too.”