“After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?”

“Apparently being Cinderella isn't so bad after all.”

“Prince Charming was requesting my presence tonight.”

“Because if I have a wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters, aren't I supposed to get a prince?”

“Even though we'd never met, imagining being dumped by Gene made me want to die. What was the point of going out with someone? What was the point of falling in love? The whole thing was enough to make me wish I'd been born in one of those countries where they still have arranged marriages. I mean, okay, yes, it would certainly suck not being allowed to drive or vote and having to ask a man's permission to leave the house.But at least you wouldn't have to worry about being dumped.”

“Nothing.That's what happens to the stepmother in Cinderella.Nothing.”

“I'm sorry, I got you all snotty and wet.”