“Apparently being Cinderella isn't so bad after all.”

“After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?”

“Apparently, he was too busy living his own life to be a character in the imaginary novel that was mine.”

“Apparently, he was too bust living his own life to be a character in the imaginary novel that was mine.”

“Even though we'd never met, imagining being dumped by Gene made me want to die. What was the point of going out with someone? What was the point of falling in love? The whole thing was enough to make me wish I'd been born in one of those countries where they still have arranged marriages. I mean, okay, yes, it would certainly suck not being allowed to drive or vote and having to ask a man's permission to leave the house.But at least you wouldn't have to worry about being dumped.”

“Life would be so much simpler if guys were like mood rings, and they changed color when they liked you.”

“I'm sorry, I got you all snotty and wet.”