“Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd have one heck of an attitude.”

“Everything I have, my very life itself, is yours. That always has and always will extend beyond death for me.”

“That's what happens when you're the good guys; you let love get in the way.”

“Everything else is mere shadows in a world of your realness.”

“Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!!”

“When they're talking about me they're letting someone else rest.”

“Things would have turned out differently if he'd been wearing shoes. A shoeless man is a defenseless man. A shoeless man can't be held responsible for his actions.”