“If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)”
“Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.”
“When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.”
“You know what, I'm going to say this and I mean it, if all else fails and I've got to shake, rattle 'n' roll and get on the woo-wop, this is going to be my heeyah zone.”
“I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and when all else fails, run like hell.”
“When all else fails, philosophize.”