“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large ego must be in want of a woman to cut him down to size”

“I'm going to be fit and slim and beautiful. I'm going on a diet as of today.""Why? You've always said that looks don't matter and women only diet for men and life is obsessed with the superificial.""Yes, I know, but then I thought, hey wouldn't it be fun to be sexy?”

“A lifetime of lonely regret or happiness with some pain along the way.”

“Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”

“It is truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a large fortune is in want of a wife!”