“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large ego must be in want of a woman to cut him down to size”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”
“It is truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a large fortune is in want of a wife!”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.”