“Hobbits, just another Tolkien Minority”

“On the list of european royalty's leisure activities, "overrunning Poland" has historically been a close second to "sex".”

“All in all, Tolkien fans are as varied, remarkable and marvelous as the books and the worlds that they share. They make me feel a little like a Hobbit who glimpses colourful strangers passing but has never left the Shire.”

“Do you dislike your role in the story, your place in the shadow? What complaints do you have that the hobbits could not have heaved at Tolkien? You have been born into a narrative, you have been given freedom. Act, and act well until you reach your final scene.”

“Sometimes something catastrophic can occur in a split second that changes a person's life forever; other times one minor incident can lead to another and then another and another, eventually setting off just as big a change in a body's life.”

“A lunatic is just a minority of one.”

“The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the generally small reach of their imagination.”