“HELEN HAYES: “Which part of The Divine Comedy do you like the most, Tiziano?”TIZIANO CONTI: “The fifth Canto.”HELEN HAYES: “The Hell, huh?”TIZIANO CONTI: “L’inferno depicts the truth.”

“[Showing the apartment to Tiziano ]MARLEEN WALKER: “Let me alert you that animals are banned in this building.”TIZIANO CONTI: “Am I breaking the law right now?”

“Men, whatever their species, are predictable in their needs. ~ Isadora Conti”

“Bathroom, huh? OK.’ she tittered nervously. ‘I’ll carry you. Just don’t pee on me.’Helen laughed gratefully. Aridane was making an embarrassing situation as humorous as possible so Helen would feel more comfortable. It was something Claire would have done. Helen was still embarrassed, but with a few jokes and little bit of tact they both made it through.”

“AMOS CONTI'S PRECEPTDon't try too hard to be cool. It always shows, and that's uncool.”

“Helen Lawson: The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's ME, baby, remember?”