“You're in a better place, I've heard a thousand times,And at least a thousand times I've rejoiced for you.But the reason why I'm broken, the reason why I cry,Is how long must I wait to be with you.”

“I have not been calledto the wisdom of this world,but to a God who's calling out to meAnd even though the world may thinkI'm losing touch with reality,it would be crazyto choose this world over eternity.”

“If I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times - Everything happens for a reason. And it possibly does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.”

“There must be a very good reason why you're still here, because there are thousand reasons why you shouldn't be.”

“It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted to the smell of chalk and white-board markers.”

“Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you.”

“Want to go upstairs and play ball?""Now, you're talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite.""Loser gets fucked first.""Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat.""What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose.""That's exactly what I mean.”