“there is a saying that 'he who pays the piper calls for the tune'.”
“She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.”
“He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.”
“Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.”
“Damn his lying kises and magic fingers, too! He'd strummed her like the sweetest guitar, and, fool that she was, she'd followed his Pied Piper's tune!”
“Life calls the tune, we dance.”