“At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry”

“god, can you imagine getting married at nineteen?" miranda asked. "when i was nineteen i didnt even know how to do my own laundry." she added, for david's beneit, "you know, laundry? washing your own clothes? there are people who do that."he rolled his eyes. "i know how to do laundry. i watched my wife do it dozens of times.”

“I love Jere more than anybody. He’s my brother, my family. I hate myself for doing this. But when I see you two together, I hate him too.” His voice broke.“Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me.”

“He could wait while I threw some laundry in. That's right ladies. I do laundry.”

“I hated him more than anything. I loved him more than anything. Because, he was everything. And I hated that, too.”

“It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.”