“Another big mistake you women make, never underestimate the cunning of a killer”

“Lisa, I do love a girl with fight in her, it makes it so much more fun.' Then he punched her in the face causing her to black out.”

“He'd say most kids were made of sugar and spice, but his Kylee was made of pancakes.”

“When Lisa awoke she was back in the cell on the floor covered in her own blood, dirt, and urine. And that was only day 1.”

“Those are the love killers. They love you and then they kill you. They're from another planet. Supposedly.”

“I always knew I was stubborn. I just never realized that stubbornness was just another word for determination.”

“If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.”