“Jonathon Matthew Pulmer you are not the boss of me. Now go prance your butt into your car and stop acting like King Henry VIII. The world does not revolve around you.” -Kylie”
“Did I miss the fight? Did you finally get mad at Jonathon, Kylie? Decide to throw a glass of water at him? Don’t you know it takes a lot more than that to hurt a vampire?"-Joseph "Seph" Pulmer”
“Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!”
“Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch.”
“The world doesn't revolve around you, Drew.""Well, my world does.”
“That Fish of yours is queer in her attic.''Freddy, she is not!'"Must be. Dash it, wouldn't write to you about Henry VIII if she wasn't! Stands to reason.”