“Rules of Optimization:Rule 1: Don't do it.Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.”
“Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.”
“Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff.”
“Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.”
“Cassie's Rules for a Happy Life:#1 - Don't Lie#2 - Don't Cheat#3 - Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep#4 - Don't Say Things You Don't Mean”
“Crying is almost totally avoidable if you follow two simple rules: 1. Don't care too much. 2. Shut up.”