“You Never Know A True Friend Until You get Into A Serious Misunderstanding With Him Or Her”
“I always tell the girls never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.”
“The truth is, you can never really know a man until you've loaned him money. And you can never know a woman until you've slept in her bed.”
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
“Alec's trying to get Magnus to take him seriously, but he's never told our parents about Magnus, or even that he likes, you know -" "Warlocks ?" Simon said.”
“Be you wise and never sad,You will get your lovely lad.Never serious be, nor true,And your wish will come to you--And if that makes you happy, kid,You'll be the first it ever did.”