“People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses.”
“I usually say mapmaker, and let the smarty pants say ‘cartographer’ because they’ve watched Jeopardy. ”
“That's a dumb-ass idea." She was too angry to curb her mouth. "You're a dumb-ass." She tried to kick and got nowhere. "Even Jesus thinks you're a dumb-ass.”
“MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.”
“I get the impression that people who wear too much cologne are hiding something. People who wear clothes are hiding something too.”
“People usually lived or died of dumb luck. Not because something mystical cares.”