“WWBD - What Would Bear Do? Bear Grylls is the baddest man ever”

“The truth about porn. Men do not watch porn and fantasize over the women in the videos, they fantasize about being wanted like the women in the videos are pretending to want their partner. If you want to fulfill your man's fantasies, just make him feel wanted.”

“I live completely without regret. Sure there are plenty of things that someone could second guess, but I see the path of life like driving down the road without a map. The thing is, some dark alleys open up in majestic places, and some bright and shiny highways to the top end in cliffs to the bottom. You never know until you get there. What I know for sure is that if many years ago I actually had a map to the path of life, the destination that I would have chosen is right here, with this family, in this place, and with these smiles. That makes anything that could have been regretful, the best decision in the world.”

“Imma walk that shit off, Yo! - Eliot Watts”

“In order for leadership to grow, we must look in the mirror and face our failures”

“Rank is a paycheck. Respect is earned. If you find yourself reminding people of your rank, then you are just a paycheck.”

“People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses.”