“If only he can get over becoming a NERD.”
“Get over here and talk to her. She’s a reporter, not a Dementor.”“Harry Potter nerd.”“Whatever. Take the damn phone.”
“I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything.”
“The nerds have taken over the newsrooms.”
“Expectations can become goals, which only get in the way of the experience we are having in this moment.”
“Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven—where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with—he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson with two broken legs and a separated shoulder, feeling like, well, he'd jumped off the New Brunswick train bridge.”